SQUATTER's at McKinlay Street

Otherwise known as "That run where we all park on both sides of the narrowist street in Canberra and give the bus drivers the shits" run. 
And so it was, a nice run thru Manuka and Kingston, jogging the flagging memories of Capital hashs oldest members. Remembering where famous old Canberra speakeasys used to stand, the good old days when Paedophiliar was an accepted pastime for the unemployed like gin rummy and ludo.
Cunning Linguist was misty eyed as he reminissed about the old Willow Pub. The Drink stop was well scored due to the Martini's plied upon an unsuspecting pack (did that really happen??)
Drunken Tiger sung (literally) the walk report and gave it a 2.1/1000
The Hare song was unexpectantly cut short due to a pregnant pause which Weatherman failed to leap into with a verse or two. It's the quick or the dead at Capital hash my friends.

SCARLETT was brought into the circle early for gibbering shit.
MORON was a visitor from Scotland
DRUNKEN TIGER and POPTART were having their own private party
CRASH and BURN was made answerable for the previous weeks rain at GREASENIPPLEs run
DISTEMPER was outed as a "pair of dolls house curtains" for accepting a lift due to the light sprinkles of rain previously reported at GREASENIPPLEs run.
FLOOMOO was caught wearing her teeshirt backwards
There was a WEATHERMANVIAGRA charge  
INFALLABLE was charged for wearing the most atrocious parachute pants, which the Airfarce would like returned thanks.
KWINE was charged for the incorrect wearing of a Merkin
HORNBLOWER and DISTEMPER - training for hash
SUNSHINE was charged and we all sang the song
MORON was caught with new shoes
FRB went to INFALLABLE
The big prick went to DISTEMPER for varying his proclivities and being uber gay
Analversaries: Gnash 920 and ANKLE BITER (therefore GERBILS) 41
 
I had a lovely Easter break and i hope you all did too.
Lots of love TRASH